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GECKO

The Federation branded it Fed-317K. Silk renamed her fighter jet Gecko.

Molted the serial number, kept the teeth. It’s been shedding Federation paint ever since. A few upgrades, a couple of close calls, and Gecko will blend right in with our patchwork crew.

KONPA

Amara's bomber, Konpa, is where she keeps everything running steady: meals, missiles, and our sense of direction.

DUSTSCEAWUNG "Dusty"

Cho’s fighter is named Dustsceawung. “Dusty” if you don’t want a tongue injury. Fast, sharp, impossible to catch. And somehow? It’s got a bigger library than most stations we dock at. Only Cho could turn a fighter jet into a flying book nook.

ADA

Ket says her ship, Ada, is a "precision-engineered repair craft."
Pretty sure that’s code for: “I welded a couple dozen secret upgrades in here and Joe better not touch anything.” (I touched everything.)

DYNASTY

Most folks who cruise past Dynasty see an old bomber. Tiny Joe sees an heirloom. I see the heirloom Grandma stole, patched, flew, and re-patched. Every scorch mark’s a story, every dent’s a lesson, and every startup rattle is “just the spirit waking up”, according to Grandma.

DYNASTY

Most folks who cruise past Dynasty see an old bomber. Tiny Joe sees an heirloom. I see the heirloom Grandma stole, patched, flew, and re-patched. Every scorch mark’s a story, every dent’s a lesson, and every startup rattle is “just the spirit waking up”, according to Grandma.

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SILK

Fighter pilot, eager rookie, optimist.

Nervous but determined, Silk’s earnest energy and
persistence inspire the team as she proves herself
aboard the Outcaster.

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AMARA

Navigation, bomber pilot, chef, morale booster.

Amara charts the Outcaster through uncharted space,
serving both steady guidance and 4-course meals
to her crew.

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CHO

Fighter pilot, tactical planner, voice of reason.

With a past in refugee missions, Cho brings calm
insight and quiet confidence, diffusing tension and
steering the team through hard calls.

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CRAZY
CHAPMAN

Fighter pilot, deep-space conspiracy theorist, wildcard.

Unpredictable and eccentric, Chapman’s outlandish
theories and strange habits sometimes spark the crew’s
most surprising breakthroughs.

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KET

Mechanical engineer, scrapyard native, (un)lucky charm.

Keeping the Outcaster and its fleet running, Ket’s grit
and ingenuity often outpace her streak of bad luck.

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TINY JOE

Bomber pilot, data analyst, lovable muscle.

Co-piloting the Outcaster’s largest bomber with
Shony, his grandmother, Tiny Joe delivers sharp wit
and sharper timing alongside his strength.

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SHONY

Bomber pilot, weaponry enthusiast, supposedly reformed pirate.

Fiercely loyal to her grandson and co-pilot Tiny Joe,
Shony’s rogue past gives her a sharp edge and insight
into problems others wouldn’t dare touch.

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